Because I’ve spent most of my thirties learning how to listen to my body,after it violently and repeatedly started rebelling against me over stuff like this.
IZZO79
No way! I thought I was the only one that ate raw jalapeño s and cottage cheese! Nice paring!
Evening-Apartment317
I was going to say I think you might be pregnant, but I’m pretty sure you’re a dude. Correct me if I’m wrong. But, yeah, get one of those pee sticks just in case 😅
First_throwaway096
My asshole hurts looking at this 😭
AmputatedStumps
Of course it’s cottage cheese lol
Iridescentelvinwisp
Cottage cheese
hasanhirani
Are you 11?
CocaineCowboys_
Your toilet is going to hate you later.
KrayzieBone187
Your anus will be heinous
Griffithead
Frank’s isn’t even spicy. And it tastes mediocre at best.
This is fine.
Ice_Cream_Warrior
Hurl dinner.
Drumboo
ye
adventurepony
Why would you do this to yourself?
Remarkable-Eye-9182
Did you even deserve them?
Infinite_Picture3858
What a salty poop
Obvious_Pie_6362
Those goldfish are actually pretty good. Better than the fries
poweredbynikeair
Yoo dairy and hot, good luck
Indigenousboy420
Bro thinks franks and hot Cheetos are spicy
YungEricSparrow
Buddy your fucked
Chris_Wilson14
This us the “getting ready for Mexico ” starter pack.
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Happy weekend y’all 😁❤️
Calling this a dish seems pretty generous
What, uh, what’s the white stuff?
Not sure if I should feel bad for your butthole or the toilet.
Fuck it, I’m drunk. Let’s smash this.
Pregnant?
A word of advice,
don’t trust the fart you’re going to have afterwards..
Sometimes I understand.
Ever feel like this guy?
https://youtu.be/kHRwhjzACvg?si=Qxf-bPAvkP9rAeRq&t=19
“dish”
good heavens
Shitcuterie Board.
That plate just looks like inevitable kidney stones.
Please drink a lot of water, for your future self’s sake.
My stomach hurts lookin at this
Don’t give urself an ulcer or gastritis fr
did not know they made hot goldfish. i am intrigued by this.
“dish” I think your dignity might also be lost.
Op are you pregnant
This is basically half of my diet: cheesy, spicy things.
“dish”
Skeleton hand is the perfect accoutrement 🤌🏼
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Deg7VrpHbM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Deg7VrpHbM)
You’ve got to be in your twenties right?
Because I’ve spent most of my thirties learning how to listen to my body,after it violently and repeatedly started rebelling against me over stuff like this.
No way! I thought I was the only one that ate raw jalapeño s and cottage cheese! Nice paring!
I was going to say I think you might be pregnant, but I’m pretty sure you’re a dude. Correct me if I’m wrong. But, yeah, get one of those pee sticks just in case 😅
My asshole hurts looking at this 😭
Of course it’s cottage cheese lol
Cottage cheese
Are you 11?
Your toilet is going to hate you later.
Your anus will be heinous
Frank’s isn’t even spicy. And it tastes mediocre at best.
This is fine.
Hurl dinner.
ye
Why would you do this to yourself?
Did you even deserve them?
What a salty poop
Those goldfish are actually pretty good. Better than the fries
Yoo dairy and hot, good luck
Bro thinks franks and hot Cheetos are spicy
Buddy your fucked
This us the “getting ready for Mexico ” starter pack.
And your digestive tract!